Has your Filipina girlfriend sent you 125 different versions of “Where are you” text messages in an hour? Meet the Jealous Filipina Girlfriend.
Keep on reading to learn more about the Jealous Filipina girlfriend. If you answered yes, or think that you have experienced something close to this, you know what to do.
Selosa is the Filipino word for jealous Filipina.
Filipinas are known the world over for their beauty and being really wonderful partners in life.
If you are in a relationship with a Filipina, you would definitely know what I am talking about. She looks at you with wide eyes as if you are God’s gift to the female race. She even calls you Daddy in public!
But with that gift also comes a huge responsibility. Filipinas are really passionate about their men and will do everything just to protect their men from lurking women out there.
And among these Filipinas, there is certain number of women who have some serious selos or jealousy issues that are really on a different level. Below are the 3 Top Signs that you have yourself a Selosa Girlfriend.
Selosa Sign #1 You receive a barrage of messages if you take more than 3 minutes and 35 seconds to reply.
You get to work and you text your girlfriend that you’re at the office which is one of the things you have learned to do since you started going steady with her.
Texting a girlfriend that you arrived is somewhat weird to you but you have learned the hang of it already.
She responds like she usually does and suddenly in the middle of you typing your reply, you get called into the meeting room.
You see your boss ushering you to hurry so you leave your phone at your desk and return to it after 3 hours of endless nonsense in the board room.
Surprise surprise! You see 35 missed calls and 72 unread text messages plus whatsapp and viber messages too all from one person – your Babe.
You see the progress of her messages.
They start with like this:
Message1 -Dad? Message2- Daddy? Message3-Are you ok? Message4-Why are you not answering? Message5- You don’t have load?Message6 – I’ll call you Daddy. Message6- WTF!!! Why aren’t you answering your phone you old smelly Kano???? Don’t you dare make me go to your office!!!! I know that you are with that woman again!!!!!
Need I say more?
Selosa Sign #2 Your Jealous Filipina girlfriend inspects the car for any signs of a woman riding with you.
Dinner was great. You walk to the car holding hands and you both get in and as soon as you are about to turn on the ignition, she turns on the lamp and her phone’s flashlight. She starts inspecting for hair strands, perfume on the seatbelt and when she sees nothing, she asks you, “Daddy, why did position of my seat change?”
Selosa Sign #3 Your Jealous Filipina girlfriend hates surprises especially when you forgot to mention it.
You guys are having a great time having dinner and you tell a story you have been itching to tell her.
“Remember Anton? I saw him last week and we had coffee. His startup is doing quite well. It even surprised him that he would still be making something of his life after retirement!” She looks at you with squinting eyes and asks “Last week?” “You never mentioned that you were meeting Anton.”
You go “Babe, I forgot to tell you about it” and at the same time you wonder “Why do I suddenly sound apologetic for not mentioning that I went out. Am I missing something?”
Gentlemen, if any of the symptoms ring a bell, you have definitely got yourself a jealous Filipina girlfriend.
I hope this helps you in understanding more about the Filipina.